Fun Bites

• Joke: Cinderella
• 25th January 2010
  The prince had passed away long ago and, after a happy and fulfilling life with him, Cinderella has reached the ripe old age of 99. She spent her time happily sat in her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, along with her...

• Joke: Pearls of Wisdom
• 25th January 2010
  I recently received these by email and I think they are great for a giggle so thought I'd share them with you. Enjoy! Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.     A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking...

• Just for fun: Would you?
• 22nd November 2009
  Someone sent me some pictures this week and I just had to share this one with you... The caption reads: Imagine you are at a party on the tenth floor of a hi-rise building..... And then you have to visit the bathroom.... You open the door.. ...

• Joke: Marital Bliss 3
• 31st October 2009
  A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that'll be 10 pence." "10 pence?" the man exclaimed. He quickly looked at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of...

• Joke: Marital Bliss 2
• 31st October 2009
  A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. 'Hurry,' she said. 'Stand in the corner.' She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. 'Don't move until I tell you,' sh...

• Joke: Marital Bliss 1
• 31st October 2009
  A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to a hotel and made love all afternoon. They fell asleep, exhausted and woke up at 8pm. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub th...

• Joke: X Factor
• 31st October 2009
  Dear Grim Reaper, So far this year, you have taken away my favourite celebrity - Jade Goody; my favourite dancer - Michael Jackson; my favourite actor - Patrick Swayze and now my favourite singer - Steven Gately. I just want you to know my favouri...

• Funny complaints
• 18th October 2009
  I found these clips recently, which are said to be genuine complaints received by a council in Southern England. They made me giggle, so I thought I'd share them with you... 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has...

• Brain teasers: A handful of quickies
• 18th July 2009
  1. You can hold something without using your arms or hands. What is it? 2. I am an insect. The first part of my name is the name of another insect. What am I? 3. What do the letter ‘t’ and an island have in common? 4. Marys f...

• Joke: Speeding
• 18th July 2009
  Man gets pulled over by police while doing 120mph on a motorway. He winds down his window and the traffic cop asks, "Can you give me one good reason for driving at that speed?" Man replies, "Well officer, last week my wife left me f...

• Joke: Too much of a coincidence?
• 04th July 2009
  An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order and notices his accent. Over the course of the evening, they get to know each other. At the end of Jill's shift he...

• Joke: We Should All Be More Honest!
• 04th July 2009
  We should all be more honest.......... Graham invites his mother for tea at his new flat. She can't help noticing that his flatmate Bryan is very good-looking but ever so slightly camp. Although she suspects her son is gay, he denies that anything...

• Joke: Tortoise picnic
• 22nd June 2009
  Three tortoises named Terry, Shaun and Samson decide to head out for a picnic 10 miles from where they live. It takes 6 days to get there and, when they arrive, they realise that they forgot the bottle opener. Terry and Shaun ask Samson to go back...

• Have you ever wondered what your dog is thinking?
• 22nd June 2009
  Have you ever wondered what your dog is thinking? Well, here goes…. Why are there so many rules? These are just some of the things I must remember in order to keep my present living arrangements. 1. The bin man is not stealing our stuff. 2. I d...

• Brain teaser: How does he do it?
• 07th June 2009
  A man lives in a small farmhouse, which is separated from the village by a river. On the other side of the river is a shop. One day, he visited the shop, where he bought a chicken and a fox for his farm, and a bag of corn to feed the chicke...