Joke: We Should All Be More Honest!
04th July 2009
We should all be more honest..........
Graham invites his mother for tea at his new flat. She can't help noticing that his flatmate Bryan is very good-looking but ever so slightly camp.
Although she suspects her son is gay, he denies that anything is going on and says that Bryan is just a friend.
A week later Bryan says to Graham, "Ever since your mum came to tea, I can't find the frying pan".
Graham e-mails his mum and says: "Dear Mum, I'm not saying that you DID take our frying pan & I'm not saying that you DID NOT take our frying pan, but its been missing ever since you came to tea! Love Graham"
His Mum replies: " Dear Graham, I'm not saying you DO sleep with Bryan and I'm not saying you DO NOT sleep with Bryan, but if Bryan was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the frying pan by now! Love Mum"
The moral of the story: Never lie to your mother!
I first heard this joke ages ago but just received it again and love it, so thought I'd share it with you.
Hugs and giggles, Aimee x
