Joke: Too much of a coincidence?

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04th July 2009

An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order and notices his accent. Over the course of the evening, they get to know each other.

At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to his place 'for coffee'. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 if she agrees. Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.

The next night the same guy turns up again, orders his drink and, after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night, he asks for a repeat of the previous evening's activities and offers her another $200. Jill remembers the night before and agrees.

This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders his drink and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that if she pays him more some attention then maybe she can then shake some more cash out of him, so she goes over and sits next to him.

She asks him where he's from in Australia and he tells her, "Melbourne".

"So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?"

"Glen Iris," he replies.

"That's amazing!" she says. "So am I - what Street?"

"Cameo Street," he replies

"This is unbelievable," she says. "What number?"

He says "Number 20. She is totally astonished.

"You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22! My parents still live there!"

"I know," he says. "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"