Joke: Marital Bliss 3

Home > News > Fun Bites > Joke: Marital Bliss 3

31st October 2009

A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer.

"Certainly, Sir, that'll be 10 pence."

"10 pence?" the man exclaimed.

He quickly looked at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"

"50 pence," the barman replied.

"50 pence?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."

The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

The bartender replied, "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."

Hugs, Aimee xxx