Joke: Divorced Barbie Doll
31st March 2009
One day on his way home from work a father suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the saleswoman, "How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?"
The saleswoman replies, "Which one do you mean, Sir? We have Work out Barbie for £19.99, Shopping Barbie for £19.99, Beach Barbie for £19.99, Disco Barbie for £19.99, Ballerina Barbie for £19.99, Astronaut Barbie for £19.99, Skater Barbie for £19.99, and Divorced Barbie for £299.99"
The amazed father asks: "It's HOW MUCH ?!?!.... Why is the Divorced Barbie £299.99 and the others only £19.99?"
The annoyed saleswoman rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir... Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's computer, one of Ken's friends, and a key chain made out of Ken's balls."
