Joke: Cinderella
25th January 2010
The prince had passed away long ago and, after a happy and fulfilling life with him, Cinderella has reached the ripe old age of 99.
She spent her time happily sat in her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, along with her cat named Bob, for companionship.
One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, the fairy godmother appeared.
Surprised, Cinderella asks, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?"
The fairy godmother replies, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
Cinderella was taken aback but overjoyed. After some thoughtful consideration, she whispered her first wish: "The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor and I'm living hand to mouth on my small pension. I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension."
Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother".
The fairy godmother replied, "It is the least I can do. What would you like for your second wish?"
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had."
At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young body returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years.
The fairy godmother spoke once more: "You have one more wish what shall it be?"
Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat in the corner and said, "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man."
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent such a fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.
The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella. Enjoy your new life."
With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she had appeared.
For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes... Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.
Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms.
He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered... "Bet you wish that you'd never had me neutered!"
See you soon, Aimee x
