October 2009 News Archive

  • Joke: Marital Bliss 3
  • Category: Fun Bites
    31st October 2009
    A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that'll be 10 pence." "10 pence?" the man exclaimed. He quickly looked at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of...
  • Joke: Marital Bliss 2
  • Category: Fun Bites
    31st October 2009
    A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. 'Hurry,' she said. 'Stand in the corner.' She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. 'Don't move until I tell you,' sh...
  • Joke: Marital Bliss 1
  • Category: Fun Bites
    31st October 2009
    A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to a hotel and made love all afternoon. They fell asleep, exhausted and woke up at 8pm. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub th...
  • Joke: X Factor
  • Category: Fun Bites
    31st October 2009
    Dear Grim Reaper, So far this year, you have taken away my favourite celebrity - Jade Goody; my favourite dancer - Michael Jackson; my favourite actor - Patrick Swayze and now my favourite singer - Steven Gately. I just want you to know my favouri...
  • November Newsletter
  • Category: Newsletter
    31st October 2009
    Well, November is almost here and do you know what that means?.... It's newsletter time!!! Keep an eye on your email inbox as my latest newsletter and unblurred picture will be arriving very shortly :o) Don't worry if you haven't already subscribed to m...
  • Changes to availability
  • Category: Availabilty
    31st October 2009
    Hi, I just want to let you know that I'm going back to updating my availability on a weekly basis. I've tried to do it monthly but I have to keep amending things as my plans change for the month. I don't want to disappoint you by saying I'm available on ...
  • Funny complaints
  • Category: Fun Bites
    18th October 2009
    I found these clips recently, which are said to be genuine complaints received by a council in Southern England. They made me giggle, so I thought I'd share them with you... 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has...
  • My favourite music for lap dancing
  • Category: Music
    15th October 2009
    As you might already know, I love lap dancing. I think there's something sooo sexy about a private lap dance, for your eyes only, that you can touch and REALLY enjoy! So, as promised, here are some of my favourite tunes that I'd love to dance to for you....
  • A new review for October 2009
  • Category: Reviews
    10th October 2009
    A new review has been added by Phil. Thanks for your lovely words, Phil - I feel privileged to have shared your birthday with you! Hope to see you again real soon. Click on the Reviews tab to read this latest review, as well as the others that have ...
  • October newsletter has landed
  • Category: Newsletter
    04th October 2009
    Hi, Just to let you know that October's newsletter should have arrived safely in your inbox. If you haven't signed up in time to receive your copy this month and you'd like to keep up to date with my latest news and information, or receive exclusiv...
  • Last chance to register...
  • Category: Newsletter
    03rd October 2009
    Hi, Just to let you know that I will be sending out my latest newsletter over the next couple of days so this is your last chance to register before I send it out. Why not sign up now to make sure you don't miss out on this month's latest news and u...
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